On Monday, September 21, Donald J. Trump paused for a second to recount some of the highlights of his presidency so far, and to put them in perspective compared to his opponent Joseph Biden, whom he would be facing on Election Day, November 3, 2020.
“Joe doesn’t golf,” said Trump. “I have done more golfing in 47 months than he has done in 47 years.”
Indeed, the pressures of being President have necessitated Trump to golf frequently, so he can gather his thoughts in between Tweeting sessions. Trump golfs daily, sometimes as long as 8, 9 or 10 hours per day, something, he states, that none of his predecessors have come even close to.
“It’s a tough job,” Trump shared. “Golfing is the only way for me to escape for a few moments and have some time to myself.”
As of September 2020, Trump’s golfing trips have cost American taxpayers $141,000,000, which translates to 353 years of Presidential salary.
In fact, he has golfed more than all previous presidents taken together.
“Did I say 47 months? I meant to say 47 days,” said Trump. “Just in the past 47 days alone I had golfed more than any other president has in their lifetime. Sleepy Joe doesn’t even come close.”
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