Following the revelation that one of President Trump’s campaign aides has admitted to lying to the FBI when initially questioned in FBI’s Russia Collusion probe, president Trump was quick to jump in and condemn the unethical behavior.
“He is a liar,” said President Trump on Tuesday. “He lied about lying to the FBI.”
“First,” explained Trump, “he was supposed to lie when he was questioned. That’s what liars do. They lie. They don’t tell the truth. We expected him to lie. We relied on him to lie. He told us he would lie. So we told him a lie.”
“But,” said Trump, “he was an even bigger liar than we anticipated. He lied to us that he would lie to the FBI. Instead, he told them the truth, which was ok, because that was my truth, and the truth of Fox New and their sponsors, but mostly mine.”
“And then,” said Trump, “he turned around, and lied to the FBI that he lied to them the first time.”
“He is a liar,” repeated Trump in conclusion. “Liars cannot be believed, especially when they say something against me.”
“Hillary Clinton colluded with Russia,” he said. “Everyone knows that.”
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