Today, Thursday, May 24th, President Donald John Trump canceled his long anticipated meeting with North Korean Leader Kim Jong-un. Our staff was able to obtain the original version of President Trump’s letter, as well as the revisions done by his staff prior to finalizing the draft. Mr. Trump’s original text is provided in red, and the reductions to it are provided in gray.
Here they are:
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Kim Jong in North Korea His Excellency
Kim Jong Un
(You guys know the address) Chairman of the State Affairs Commission
of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea
Kim-Jong, you made a bad choice. Big, big mistake. We greatly appreciate your time, patience, and effort with respect to our recent negotiations and discussions relative to a summit long sought by both parties, which was scheduled to take place on June 12 in Singapore. We were informed that the meeting was requested by North Korea, but that to us is totally irrelevant. I was very much looking forward to being there with you. Too much anger. Sadly, based on the tremendous anger and open hostility displayed in your most recent statement, I feel it is inappropriate, at this time, to have this long-planned meeting.
Too bad. Your loss. Meeting is off. Therefore, please let this letter serve to represent that the Singapore summit, for the good of both parties, but to the detriment of the world, will not take place.We have more nukes. We will use them. We will level NK any time we want. Just so you know. You talk about nuclear capabilities, but ours are so massive and powerful that I pray to God they will never have to be used.
Looked like it was all going well. I felt a wonderful dialogue was building up between you and me, and ultimately, it is only that dialogue that matters. They were going to give me Nobel Prize, you know. They said it. And then you said some stupid things. Stupid, stupid things. Big mistake. I don’t care about the Nobel Prize. I may still get it, even without you. Some day, I look very much forward to meeting you. In the meantime, I want to thank you for the release of the hostages who are now home with their families. That was a beautiful gesture and was very much appreciated.
Maybe you’ll change your mind. If you change your mind having to do with this most important summit, please do not hesitate to call me or write. The world, and North Korea in particular, has lost a great opportunity for lasting peace and great prosperity and wealth. This missed opportunity is a truly sad moment in history.
We have more nukes. If you do, we may reschedule. Maybe. If you are really nice. But otherwise, we’ll nuke North Korea.
Donald Trump, President of the World Donald J. Trump
President of the United States of America
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