Breaking News: We have just learned that Kim Davis, the Kentucky clerk who became famous for her refusal to perform same sex marriages, or, for that matter, any marriages in a sign of protest against encroaching 21st century views, intends to join the second GOP Presidential debate on Wednesday, 9/16, dressed as a cheerleader, in an effort to re-invigorate GOPs voting base.
Ms. Davis’s cheerleading outfit will consist of a slightly over-sized orange top worn over a stretchy long-sleeved black blouse. She will be wearing her hair in a tight bun and has opted for the same thinner-rimmed glasses that she wears every day in her day-to-day job, which consists of her sitting behind a desk.
Most GOP Presidential candidates except front runner Donald Trump have been advised to take a precautionary bromine pill to prevent accidental erections that Ms. Davis’ presence might induce.
Ms. Davis was seen practicing her cheerleading moves in her office, since she has had lots of free time to spare during her work hours.
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