On Tuesday, August 21, news hit the airwaves that American attorney Michael Dean Cohen, who has worked devotedly and exclusively for one high-profile client since 2006, up to until one year after that client was made President of the United States, has gained the most unexpected benefit from the U.S. Government — a quaint, one-bedroom, modestly furnished apartment, in which he is cordially welcome to live rent-free for a period of 4-5 years, Fox News reported.
Mr. Cohen will, in addition, be entitled to several free meals a day, caringly delivered to him directly at his bedside for his enjoyment and convenience, as well as a free relaxed-fit suit in orange, which will be washed for him weekly at no expense, Fox further announced.
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