On Friday, September 18, 2020, an overjoyed Addison Mitchell “Mitch” McConnell could not hide his happiness and the news of the sudden death of Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg (RBG) at the age of 87
“She died of cancer — CANCER!” he sang at the tune of Madonna’s “Fever”, waltzing around the ballroom of his mansion.
At the surprise of the small crowd of reporters who had gathered to air his reaction to the news, he did a cartwheel, and then stood up like a gymnast who has just completed his routine “Ta-daa!”
After calming down a bit, Mr. McConnell faced the cameras with a huge grin on his face.
“Call Trump,” he said. “Call him now! He knows whom to nominate — and — yes — Trump needs to pardon him first. He can’t rule from prison… — but — oh joy! — with some luck, I will be voting soon!”
He declined to elaborate who he was referring to. “Just in case,” he said. “I don’t want to spoil the surprise.”
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