The popular Miss Universe beauty pageant is currently under investigation with suspicion that it may have been biased towards human females.
“Not a single female of non-human species made it even to the entry level stages of the contest,” shared Benjamin Prokop, a lawyer self-appointed to represent non-human life forms. “The contest exclusively shunned the females of all other Earth species, as well as any female individuals from other planets or galaxies.
Mr. Prokop will seek unspecified damages to be paid off to everyone non-human for the lost opportunity to compete in the elite contest. His not at all modest fee is to also be collected from the proceeds of these damages.
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