Trump Cancels North Korea Summit, Quotes Winning

Today, Thursday, May 24, president Donald John Trump announced that after careful consideration he is canceling the long awaited summit with North Korean leader Kim Jong-un.

“So much winning would be too much for any one president,” he explained his reasons. “We have been winning every single day since I took office. It has been tremendous. But I promised Americans that they will get tired of winning, and today, I have delivered on that promise.”

Mr. Trump acknowledged that this particular win was difficult to give up.

“Yes, I would have gotten a Nobel Prize for this one,” he said. “They asked me, do you want a Nobel Prize? They asked me that, you know. I deserve it. No one deserves it better than me. But I thought about it, and I said, that would be too much winning. They may still give me one, I don’t know, maybe they will, but at this point, I am more interested in starting to win less. Because, you know, the American people are getting tired. They have never seen that much winning. They don’t know how to handle that.”

– – –

News Sense News is a SATIRICAL blog of FAKE NEWS that aims to showcase, criticize and ridicule corruption, ignorance and narrow-mindedness. It is often inspired by very, very real news.

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s