Following on what it called the “procedural and regrettably compulsory Democratic debate” on NBC on Sunday night, Rupert Murdoch’s Fox News Channel today announced that a poll conducted by the network had revealed Democratic Presidential candidate Martin Joseph O’Malley to be the undisputed winner of the debate.
“Well, as much as one can be called a winner among this group,” stated Fox News TV host Sean Patrick Hannity, who is the host of the show Hannity named aptly after his last name.
Fox News anchor Chris Wallace, who has spent the last 11 years of his life covering every single political event in American politics, also mentioned the debate.
“O’Malley came in the least weak of the three or four candidates, and his message resonated with the small group of Americans who vote for Democrats,” he said, though he admitted that he only watched part of the debate, since he had to wake up early the next day.
Little was mentioned by Fox News about the other candidates who participated in the debate.
“Whoever they were,” said Fox News anchor and senior political analyst Brit Hume, “they left no impression.”
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