Chinese President Announces Birth of Grandson Fun Pun


Chinese President, General Secretary of the Communist Party of China and Chairman of the Central Military Commission, Xi Jinping, proudly announced the birth of his grandson Fun Pun today.

Xi Jinping, known to his close circle by the endearing nicknames Kingpin, Gimpin, and Pink Gin, is very proud to be a grandfather, now that his son Wee Dong has finally succeeded in fathering male offspring.

The Communist Party of China has already voted for the young penis-holder to be the next President of China when he turns 13, age that in China is considered lucky.

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