Today, House Republicans announced that they are working on a comprehensive strategy to confront President Barrack Obama.
“We are ready. We are determined. We are going to win!” said Speaker of the House John Andrew Boehner.
Asked about what exactly they plan to confront Obama on, Boehner looked at us with surprise.
“Everything,” he said.
We urged him to provide some specifics.
“We don’t have the specifics yet,” Boehner admitted. “But we don’t need specifics. We are confronting President Obama in general.”
How exactly are the House Republicans going to confront Obama?
“Well, we have to stop whatever he is up to. That’s pretty much what it boils down to,” explained Boehner.
But what if President Obama is actually up to something that’s good for the country?
“We are not here to judge what’s good or bad for the country,” said Boehner. “This is not what we were elected to do. We were elected to make sure President Obama doesn’t get anything done, and that is where all of our efforts will be focused.”
But what about the American people?
“I’m not sure I understand the question,” said Boehner.
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