I should probably start with a Disclaimer. This is a satirical blog with fake news which discusses non-existent events for the purposes of entertainment. Its goal is to ridicule and criticize ignorance and narrow-mindedness. As such, it may contain content that is not appropriate for all audiences. It also does not necessarily reflect the views of the author; though, naturally, it does suggest that the author believed that some audiences would find the content worthwhile to read or share. If any of the content offends anyone, I profusely apologize for the unfortunate experience.